Brexit Disunited 1              Remain EU 1

The Teams:

If challenged to describe Brexit Disunited in a single word, that word would be “division”, not meaning the thing you are supposed to scale, but rather the adjective. Brexit Disunited? Such are the tensions between them, that is frankly amazing that the side even managed to set foot on the pitch, and even then, the anarchic attacker who has become known as “the blonde bombshell”, had recently gone astray, only to be found in some right dodgy company on the other side of the world. Captain May appears to be well beyond her sell by date. Once they were the future, pretty soon they might be the past. Not sure why we should care.

Starting out as the underdogs Remain EU may just be beginning to catch fire. As the pundits had predicted two years ago they are starting to make a bit of a comeback, putting on a show of strength. They’ve recently been the subject of a large demonstration of popular support, pity that some of the centre forwards proved to be slightly, how to put this? Lacklustre, overawed… And they may be lacking some momentum. But there is definitely promise here, who knows what the future may hold? They are a diverse bunch, and it might be worth keeping an eye on these guys…

Match commentary:

The Blonde Bombshell scored really quickly for Brexit Disunited barrelling through Remain’s defence like a bluff red bus, with captain May showing not a little aggression… Unfortunately, that soon petered out and their initial promise began to look a bit… tawdry. Davis had to be substituted early on by Robbins because frankly he wasn’t up to it, despite his alleged military prowess. Nonetheless they managed to hold out until half-time with the invaluable albeit erratic help of Corbyn.

And then chaos, under pressure from Remain, their attacks were suddenly inhibited and there was a quick retreat from fair play to fouling, especially by defender Smoggy. Despite the best efforts of Go-go Gove, you could see goalie Hammonds heart wasn’t in it and Fox looked lost and lonely on the outfield. The goal, a header by O’Kay arising from a pass from Sorry within the area became almost inevitable. If the first half belonged to Disunited the second half was clearly for Remain, who had youth, enthusiasm and diversity on their side.

This was a hard-earned draw by both sides. They are expected to meet again sometime next year, who knows what will happen then?